The Swiss Onion

Just your average guy...not really, but no one knows >:D I like a lot of things, so chances are I can talk to you about stuff... Drop a message if you feel like it, I don't have many friends ^^
vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

lowtax:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

woah nigga hold up

wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

lowtax:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

woah nigga hold up

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”

(via shadeofdarkness)

Shit a Tumblrer would never say:

  • God, I love Facebook so much!
  • Mean Girls? Never heard of it...
  • Spongebob? That shit's for kids.
  • I have too many followers!
  • I went outside today.
  • Nutella is fucking disgusting
  • Why yes, I DO want more hipster on my blog!
  • $49 for a theme? Seems reasonable!
  • ACTA sounds awesome!
  • Ew, gay people.

cisbender:

when an artist wants to show you their art

or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written

it’s quite often an expression of trust

because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart

little pieces of the artists themselves

and if they’re willing to share it with you

you should appreciate it

(via thisdoesnotsuck)

  • straight guys: scarlett johansson is so hot
  • straight girls: scarlett johansson is so hot
  • gay guys: scarlett johansson is so hot
  • gay girls: scarlett johansson is so hot
  • amoebas: scarlett johansson is so hot
  • goats: scarlett johansson is so hot
  • god: man am I proud of this one
  • tom hiddleston: scarlett throws the best house parties
  • me: why am i single
  • me: i am FUNNY
  • me: AND NICE
  • me: WHAT ELSE DO U NEED
  • comes in contact with mirror
  • me: oh

hiddlebutt:

how to be a good student:

  • care about your grades
  • do your work

how to have a school-related mental breakdown:

  • care about your grades
  • don’t do your work

guess what I do

(via homosocks)

mattisbollywood:

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face
he lives a constant torture
he has no mouth
but he must scream

mattisbollywood:

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face

he lives a constant torture

he has no mouth

but he must scream

(Source: theoreticalblogspot, via fuckyeahloldemort)